Daily Viral: Kid hijacks newscast and reports the news like a Wolf Blitzer-Ron Burgundy superfreak

Daily Viral: Kid hijacks newscast and reports the news like a Wolf Blitzer-Ron Burgundy superfreak

VicesAugust 06, 2014

A local Pennsylvania news station was doing a report on ... something when they encountered Wolf Blitzer's replacement, a highly professional five-year-old boy named Noah Ritter. The little man silenced the world of TV journalism with a report about his grandpa's Powerball addiction and blowing everyone away with his coverage of ... himself.  Your days as World's Most Famous TV Journalist Man are over, Wolf Blitzer. This kid is coming for you, and you better run.

And apparently, the future king of news is as good at reporting the news as he is at using the word "apparently," which he "apparently" uses something like 35 times in the course of his television debut. Apparently.