Dear Ibby, To motorboat or not to motorboat?
To motorboat or not to motorboat?
Well, the first thing you have to know is that motorboating poses next to no pleasurable physical stimulation. It can make some women feel like you really appreciate their breasts and curves, and that can make them feel feminine and sexy. But it’s not like you’re getting them off. Second: If you try to motor boat a girl with small, non-motor-boat-able tits, then what are you doing? Stop. Third: Some girls like it, others hate it. It’s pretty polarizing. Fourth: There are certain situations you can do it in. Strip clubs? Sure. I mean those strippers are shaking their boobs right in your face, so go for it. With your girlfriend on a romantic night? Nope. Not so much. And lastly, there are varying degrees of motor boating. There’s one extreme where you gently caress some tits with your face. That might feel good if you’re not covered in stubble. Then, there’s the other extreme, where you shake your face as fast as you can in between a pair of melons and they jiggle around like crazy. So , I mean you can try it, but prepare to get a weird, boner-killing look from your motorboat recipient...or a lap dance.