Dick move of the Day: Pastor tips God 10%, so why tip waiter 18%?

Dick move of the Day: Pastor tips God 10%, so why tip waiter 18%?

VicesJanuary 30, 2013

Our Dick of the Day goes to a pastor. We've heard all of the excuses in the book when it comes to leaving a tip. But when one server automatically added gratuity to a table of 20, a Pastor took it upon himself to spread the good word of the Gospel across the receipt by saying that he tips God 10% and why should he give the server 18%. First, why does God get only 10%? The only time we tip 10% is if we get kicked out of the restaurant before we can even leave a tip. The pastor might want to reconsider his faith. And lastly, we're sure Jesus will pay for the server's rent and groceries.