Does This Look Like A Girl Who Would Brong A Gun To School?

Does This Look Like A Girl Who Would Brong A Gun To School?

VicesMarch 05, 2013

According to school officials, that's exactly what Melody Valentin did. We would assume Melody is simply too cute to perpetrate any type of violence, but one vigilant school official at Newlin Fell Elementary who noticed Melody wielding a paper gun believed she's capable of much more. After disarming Melody, he proceeded to search and chastise her in front of the class saying, "he should call the cops and could have her arrested." Of course, this isn't the first time this has happened: this boy was suspended for making a pizza shaped gun and this boy was suspended for a strawberry danish gun. We'd would appreciate it if school officials would stop making each generation of Americans more pussywhipped than the last. It's already bad enough when our current interns start crying after we hit them with the water hose.