Don't have a drunk uncle to yell nonsense at you over the holidays? No problem, DiGiorno Pizza will do it.

Don't have a drunk uncle to yell nonsense at you over the holidays? No problem, DiGiorno Pizza will do it.

VicesDecember 02, 2013

As if DiGiorno didn't already satisfy your every need, they've now taken on the role of "honorary drunk uncle," spewing ridiculousness all over Twitter like your drunkle at Christmas dinner. While the tweets are obviously a part of some brilliantly orchestrated marketing scheme, they've nailed the role of Drunk Uncle with their perfect blend of yelling, football insults, and glorious self-deprecation. We're glad they're here for the holidays.