Drinking more than one alcoholic drink at a time? Subtract 15 minutes from your life
The dirty vices that keep you from looking your best and functioning at peak performance are also taking a toll on the length of your life. Go figure. According to study after study, drinking, smoking and lack of consideration for those around you tends to lessen your chances of living a long and prosperous life. This colorful and kid-simple chart composed by MensHealth.com outlines the adding and subtracting of years from your life with each nod towards the good, bad and absolutely illegal in all fifty states. If these numbers stand correct, the entire Rooster staff should be obsolete in t-minus four days. Then again, we don't necessarily know how long we are supposed to live in the first place. Shit just got weird.