Ex-Miss Teen Colorado Kristy Althaus is doing porn again. Make us proud!

Ex-Miss Teen Colorado Kristy Althaus is doing porn again. Make us proud!

VicesJune 18, 2014

Like marijuana is the gateway drug to fun, Miss Teen Colorado USA is the gateway drug to porn, a fact that pageant runner-up Kristy Althaus knows too well.

A promising young college student and runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA beauty pageant, she was stripped of her title for appearing in a porn video on GirlsDoPorn.com at the ripe old age of 18. When evidence of the tape emerged, the pageant promoter disappeared all references to her from its website, even deleting a video of the pageant from its YouTube channel. Dreams were crushed ... boners, on the other hand, were not.

That's because although Kristy was stripped of her title back in 2012, she was not stripped of the desire to pretend she's having an orgasm on tape, and now appears to be making porn a career.

A second video of her doing her thing has appeared this week on the internet, and the special comeback is being used to promote sales on one of the websites where it appears: "Get 50% off Girls Do Porn, Use DISCOUNT CODE: ColoradoIsBack," the site generously offers.

Porn enthusiasts/ men are excited about her comeback. "Could this be a sign she'll give being a pornstar a try?" one ponders to the universe. "I truly hope so because she's a natural." Damn yeah she is, we raise our Colorado girls right.

Well Kristy, you have our blessing. Go forth and make Colorado proud.