Excited about ski and snowboard season? No? These naked skiers should help.

Excited about ski and snowboard season? No? These naked skiers should help.

CultureOctober 24, 2013

Ah, the first day of the ski season. The birds are chirping. The hot chocolate is brewing. High schoolers are trying to get high on the bus up to Eldora. A pale white form starts to take shape off in the distance, flying down that freshly powdered run. It's...it's...it's a butt. Because everyone...no, seriously, every is naked this season. Skiing and snowboarding in the nude without a care in the world as their genitals endure death-defying falls and sub-frigid temperatures. Here are some of those naked people in Valhalla's latest video, A Thing of Beauty. More like A Thing Of My Penis Is Frozen. Happy ski and snowboard season!