The good news, Batman is real! The bad news, he's British
The cape crusader deployed to save Gotham exists - although he's about fifty pounds overweight and has a beer belly that could compete with the best. Last week, an unidentified individual walked into a Northern England police department dressed as Batman and delivered a perp who was later charged with stolen property and fraudulent activity. Before police could identify the British vigilante, he was off into the night - most likely to catch the early morning bus - leaving many questions unanswered. Does England feel safer? We will never know. All we do know is that the man caught by Batman must feel like a giant tool for being the first criminal ever to be caught by an imitation Batman.