Good news, you're better off buying your drugs from Sketchy Pete than the interwebs

Good news, you're better off buying your drugs from Sketchy Pete than the interwebs

VicesMarch 21, 2014

When Silk Road got shut down in 2013, tech-savvy drug addicts everywhere thought, "Bummer man, now I have to go buy my heroin from the sketchy dealer who likes to take pictures of my feet." But, Clairty Way, a rehab center has come up with an infographic that shows us that buying our illicit drugs from dealers on the street is a much better choice for frugal drug users. So sayonara Silk Road, we'll continue pinching our pennies and use the money we save by not buying internet drugs and use ion something better, like a new subscription to pornhub, or our child support.

The Amazon of Illegal Drugs: The Silk Road vs. The Streets
Infographic by Clarity Way Rehab Center

And while buying drugs on the internet made things easier because there was no dealing with flesh and blood drug dealers or needing to get off your bean bag chair when you ran out of smack, it had some disadvantages too. You had to pay for shipping, worry that it got lost, and most importantly: wonder if you were paying a fair, market price. 

Turns out you weren't, unless you were buying DMT or ecstacy, and in that case we hope you stocked up.

Either way, this infographic is pretty interesting. Biggest take away? Stay the fuck away from North Dakota.