Your February horoscopes are asking Cupid where exactly to put it
Mar. 21-Apr. 20
You’re much more interested in a hot bath for one with just a single bar of soap and a head full of fantasies. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Weirdo. You’ll get your groove back, and when you do, get clear about what you’re looking for. Buying CBD bath bombs from our advertisers will bring you good luck. Probably.
Apr. 21-May 21
You get what you want, that much is true. Will that stubborn streak convince your partner to do what you say, or will it scare them away? Change your approach this month and sweet talk your honey buns and they’ll stick by you through it all. It’s a sexy time win-win.
May 22-June 21
Sharing those pent-up emotions will earn you hotter sex with a partner even if you’d rather not. Create an emotional connection and see how quickly things heat up. You might even invent a whole new kink while you’re at it, like a boss. Honesty spanking. Now that’s hot.
June 22-July 22
You’re the incurable romantic and Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Sweet nothings, sexy lingerie and hours of sensual lovemaking wins the day. Follow up with pillow talk; just remember that you still have to work in the morning. So much to do.
July 23-Aug. 21
Your sex drive might be high, but your luck in love is in the back of the deep freezer right now. Don’t fret, it thaws out soon enough, at least in time for Valentine’s Day. By month’s end, you’re back in full swing and you wonder what all the non-drama was about.
Aug. 22-Sept. 23
People see you as strict, which can work to your advantage in the bedroom. Show your partner you’re not a vestal virgin by donning your leather and vinyl. The look of shock on their face will be worth it. While they’re stunned, tie them up and get down. Consensually, of course.
Sept. 24-Oct. 23
Your head is full of interesting fantasies this month, but you might actually have to ask someone in order to live them out. Who knows … it might be the start of something great! Your libido is in high gear so don’t hold back. Let your lanky body movements do the talking.
Oct. 24-Nov. 22
How in the world did cold-hearted you catch a case of the feels? Well, it is Cupid season, what with Valentine’s Day coming up. Prepare for nights of intensity and passion, because you are on fire (and maybe some Fireball) and you’re more than happy to share the heat.
It’s time to use your mouth for something other than talking. This is the month to spice up your sex life by trying new things. Go a little wild! Just don’t forget to agree on a safe word. Like “marizpan!” Don’t keep your wants to yourself, as they’re much more fun with someone else.
Dec. 23-Jan. 20
You are the workaholic of the zodiac, but are you using those responsibilities to avoid having a love life? Throw off the shackles and get it sister! Even if it’s trying a dating app, at least you’re investing in yourself. A good date can lead to incredible passion. Or at least free drinks.
Jan. 21-Feb. 19
What is it you’re searching for … a lover? A partner? Another ghost? This is an excellent time to expand the dating pool because your passion is in the spotlight. Oscar worthy. Break the dry spell and socialize more, increasing the potential for finding the right one.
Feb. 20-Mar. 20
It’s a magical time of year for you because you’re ready to go for what you want. There are potential partners with their eye on you, too, if you only choose to acknowledge them. Now’s not the time to play hard to get. You’re too old for that shit.