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No strings attached, no emotions attached and batteries included sex appear to be part of the future according to two New Zealand researchers. Detailed in their 2012 paper, the researchers predict that by 2050, Robot prostitutes will revolutionize the sex tourism industry providing men with a clean and intimate sexual experience. The paper goes on to describe a brothel where men pay upwards of 10,000 euros for massages, lap dances, and straight sex from the robots who come in every shape and size depending on customer needs. As for robot herpes and static electricity build-up? Don't worry. The researchers explain that the beautiful robot prostitutes will be made from a bacteria-resistant fiber that can be flushed after each session producing a disease free customer experience. Everything sounds almost perfect, but we've seen terminator and what robots are capable of. The last thing we need is for the female robot to go terminator on our man parts during intercourse. It's not good for return business and frankly, it's very unattractive. Like the first commercial flights into space, we'll wait for customer feedback before we try this ride out.