Join us in a moment of silence for rapper Slim Thug, who pissed himself today

Join us in a moment of silence for rapper Slim Thug, who pissed himself today

VicesJune 24, 2014

Stars! They're just like us ... hopelessly incontinent. It's a fact that rapper Slim Thug knows too well, something he revealed in his latest string of Tweets in which he describes his fairly alarming inability to keep the pee in where the pee belongs.

That's right, because today, Slim Thug pissed himself.

Our thoughts are with Slim Thug, a man who has a lot of sex, during this difficult, wet time. But we're pretty sure that if you really are the baller you say you are in your songs, your urethral sphincter will match the level of greatness attained by the rest of your penis and you should be able to keep the golden fluid from leaking into the public eye. But we didn't go to medical school, so ...