Major League Baseball will seek to suspend A-Rod and about 20 players connected to a performance-enhancing drug scandal.

Major League Baseball will seek to suspend A-Rod and about 20 players connected to a performance-enhancing drug scandal.

CultureJune 05, 2013

Does anyone even give a fuck anymore? What this really means is that it is time to legalize performance-enhancing drugs. When the two sports that have the strictest testing regiments and penalties, cycling and baseball, continue to fail miserably at stopping or even limiting steroid use, then you know it's time to level the playing field and make steroids legal. Put an age restriction on them and be done with it. Let's face it, they're regularly prescribed medically, safe when supervised, and it's only a matter of time before they are legalized. Honestly, the only thing that scares us about steroids is getting a shriveled nutsack, but considering Madonna, Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson are fans of A-Rod's nutsack, we're not too worried.