Man arrested for stealing midget porn apparently hasn't heard of the internet

Man arrested for stealing midget porn apparently hasn't heard of the internet

VicesSeptember 18, 2013

If you think that you need to forcibly remove midget porn from a stranger's mobile home to watch it in this day and age, then you are probably a wacky time-traveling scientist from the 1800's. So, we guess it's safe to assume that's what 18-year old Sergio Seanez is.

He and an underage friend broke into somebody's trailer in Chaparral, NM and ransacked their midget porn collection, before setting the home on fire to get rid of the evidence. Apparently, Sergio hasn't heard of "the internet", a little place where you can currently find over 1.2 million years worth of free porn. Porn that won't get you arrested or have to burn down trailers to watch.

The pair also stole electronics, kitchen appliances, and a mirror before setting the place ablaze. Somehow, authorities got Sergio to confess to the porn heist, and charged him with burglary, breaking and entering and arson.

It's pretty rare that typing "midget porn" into your Google search bar will have any positive consequences, but for Sergio, it could have kept him out of prison. Sigh. It looks like the rock Sergio lived under will be uninhabited for a while while he's off in jail, being further isolated from the cold hard truth of free internet pornography.