Man boasts to having sex with over 1,000 cars. Lube job anyone?
Edward Smith is one strange dude, and one guy to keep an eye on at your next auto show. He openly admits to having sex with over 1,000 vehicles and currently lives with his "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. How sweet.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said. "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful. "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. Yeah buddy!
Mr. Smith says he isn't a danger to anyone. That might be true, but if you're a Shelby Mustang GT500 you might not be so lucky.
"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Definitely not gay. Got it. You just masturbate on other people's vehicles.