Man disappears during animal shelter tour to have sex with pit bull. Wait, what?
We can not stress this enough, if you're going to have sex with a dog, make sure it's not a dog that could most likely kill you if the sex is bad. Pit Bulls are ferocious animals that turn quickly if they aren't enjoying the good time. Unfortunately, Gerardo Perez did not heed our advice when he took a detour during a recent tour of an animal shelter and curled up for a good time with one of the stray pit bulls.
According to the Chicago Tribune:
After the man broke off from the tour group, an employee of the facility spotted him going into a restricted area, prosecutors said. After the employee told the man to leave the restricted area, the man left but returned a short time later.
When the employee returned, he found the man inside the restricted area again and inside a cage with a white and grey pit bull, prosecutors said.
The employee found the man on his hands and knees on the side of the dog, and it appeared the man had just had sexual contact with the animal, prosecutors said.
The man made "inculpatory statements regarding sexual conduct with the dog" to several employees of the facility, police said.
There are many questions we have for this man starting with why he had to go to an animal shelter where there was obviously a high chance of him getting caught? Couldn't he have stayed at his home? Then again, one lady found out the hard way that having sex with a pit bull in your backyard isn't as private as you might think.