Man pregnant with cheeseburgers takes maternity photos when his wife won't
Just because men are physiologically incapable of carrying human life doesn't mean they can't spend decades developing a the sort of beer belly that would make one question whether that's true ... then take maternity photos of it. Case-in-point? This guy. When his wife refused to take maternity photos, he took manners into his own hands, transforming his cheeseburger storage facility/ stomach into a faux-impregnated belly. For art!
You'll never look at your beer gut the same.