Man takes Movember too seriously, ruins facial hair for everybody

Man takes Movember too seriously, ruins facial hair for everybody

VicesDecember 04, 2013

Movember has always simply been men's chance to grow their facial hair into gigantic, steel wool-like beards all month and get away with it. The whole purpose was to look like an escaped Civil War solider or one of the guys on the Shackleton expedition in the Antarctic that got eaten. It was about manhood, about whose testosterone reigned supreme, about who could give their girlfriend the worst beard burn after a makeout sesh...until now.

Now, it's apparently about shaving cats into your body hair.

RIP masculinity. No, scratch that. RIP humanity.