Meet a Few of 2013's Most Eligible Juggalos and Juggalettes
Sup Sup Sup, Fam!
We know all you badass 'los and 'lettes be on the hunt for some jugga-love. So crack open a frosty Faygo and get down with the Clown, because we've kompiled a list of the most mothafuckin' eligible juggalos in this cold, dead world. Whoop whoop!
1. Spell-Check Steve
2. Help-Him-Get-To-Work Harry
3. Double Whammy Doug and Tammy
4. Catcher-in-the-Pokemon Peter
5. Smarter-Than-Roughly-Half-of-First Graders Gretchen
6. Possum-Foundation Frank
7. And This Guy
(Winner of this year's I-C-Penis Award)
Not enough juicy jugs for you? Don't get all upset and ruin your face paint; You can find all these sexual pimps and hoes at the juggalo event of the year: The 14th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, going on NOW at the Big Ballas campsite in Cave-in-Rock, IL. See you there, Fam!