Modern nativity scene depicts baby Jesus taking selfies with his hipster parents
The traditional nativity scene has been a classic Christmas staple for many years, never once deviating from it's standard format of baby Jesus swaddled in rags with the North Star as its only guiding light. Recently, however, it was redesigned for the modern age with millennials in mind. The set, designed by Modern Nativity, features duckface Mary and man-bun Joseph taking a selfie with baby Jesus in their solar-powered manger, with a trendy shepherd on his iPad (likely scrolling through his Newsfeed) leading a 100 percent organic gluten-free cow to the birth of our savior. Included, of course, are the three wise men, now riding Segways while carrying Amazon Prime boxes, assumed to contain hand-crafted gold, frankincense and myrrh.
'Totes the season rn :)