Mother of the Year throws poop-themed birthday party for her toddler
"I asked what you wanted to do for your birthday, Audrey?"
"Gender neutral, non-binary inclusive primary fluidity?"
That's one likely scenario that might or might not have happened when a mother from St. Louis named Rebecca asked her 3-year-old daughter what theme she wanted for her birthday. The little devil, confident in her choice, was reportedly steadfast in her mission to have it poop themed. And by god did the parents deliver.
Luckily for them, the poop emoji that we actually think was supposed to be an ice cream cone at some point in the creative process, has been a big hit for party stores — so it wasn't terribly hard to find decorations. But they also got creative, and played 'Pin the Poo on the Potty' and smacked around a poop piñata.
“Audrey is definitely her own person,” the mother told Huffington Post. “I hope she always has the confidence she has now. She is so funny and the best big sister.”
In a world full of princesses, be poop.