NBA fans: Resembling the digested turd of Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless one ignorant comment at a time.

NBA fans: Resembling the digested turd of Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless one ignorant comment at a time.

CultureJune 07, 2013

See this gif? It's Tony Parker hitting the game clinching shot of game 1 of the NBA finals. We wanted to post it with a catchy title. Something like, "Miami fans can go suck a tyranny's cock." Why? Because Miami fans fucking suck. See... 

We thought no other fans could be this ignorant. We were wrong. They are 40 year-old white dudes who irrationally hate LeBron James and look like this...

You know this guy. He never plays basketball, but when he does: he fouls like a motherfucker, never passes the ball, drives looking at his feet, fires up three pointers from half court, and criticizes his whole team for not hustling.  All we wanted to do was tell Miami fans to go in their garage, sit their car and turn it on. Now all we want is to see this again. Kinda...