Necessary office product: PooPourri

Necessary office product: PooPourri

VicesSeptember 12, 2013

"The Poop Guy." Every office has one. He's the one clogging up toilet, launching an olfactory assault on the workplace with his curiously stong shit. You can find him drinking Mountain Dew, eating vegetarian curries, and ingesting virtually every other shit-inducing substance known to man. He is the office antichrist. Does this sound like you?

Well, now you can stop bumming your entire office out and poop like a ghost or a top-secret CIA agent with PooPourri. Just spray it's magical goodness into your toilet bowl before you unload- essential oils coat the toilet water's surface, keeping odors from escaping and releasing a burst of non-poop smells.