This new sex toy might render human interaction obsolete
How's your day going so far? That's nice. Well, we just wanted to stop by to let you know that you can delete all your phone contacts, call in sick to work forever, and never leave your house again because there's a new oral sex vibrator on the market, and it looks very legit.
Called "Ora," the ring-shaped device has been called "the world's most sophisticated oral sex simulator," due to its uncanny ability to mimic movements of the human tongue.
As seen in the video, a nub pushes through the surface, flicking or swirling according to the setting. It also vibrates at multiple intensities, and has an easy-to-grip handle so you can use it alone, or with whoever you barricade yourself inside your house with.
There's just one small problem though, the thing is $169. But if the "waves and waves" of pleasure it promises are real, then it's probably worth forgoing basic human needs like food and shelter to get. Yep, you can thank us later for this one, guys.