Nicolas Cage pillowcase helps us sleep better at night
Can't sleep? Well, what's better than laying your sleepy head to rest on the weathered smirk of Nicolas Cage? Anything? Yeah, you're probably right.
But if you're looking for something to stir up nightmares, or that you can use to make one-night stands leave before breakfast, these pillowcases might just be the thing for you. Who knows, maybe you're just looking for a friend, and Nicolas Cage's tepid demeanor and nauseating acting skills would make a perfect companion to your lonely nights.
Other iterations of this arousing design include:
1. 20's Snuff Film Cage
2. Chest Hair Cage
3. We-Don't-Know-What-This-Is-But-It's-Horrible Cage
4. Depressing, Contemplative Cage
5. Acid Flashback Cage
Ahh, how relaxing...NOT.