Not Homeless, Need Boobs: Woman Panhandles for a Bigger Bust

Not Homeless, Need Boobs: Woman Panhandles for a Bigger Bust

VicesAugust 12, 2013

Christina Andrews is not homeless. She is not a wounded veteran, and she doesn't have terminal cancer or any other condition that usually merits roadside begging. She's just really flat.

The Huffington Post reports that this Pensacola, FL boob beggar has started panhandling, petitioning passersby for cash that'll go towards a bigger bust. Christina first brought her "Not Homeless, Need Boobs" sign to the streets last Thursday, and she had this to say about it:

I just want bigger boobs, she told Pensacola's WEAR-TV. People put out signs that they're homeless. I'm not … so I'm just being honest.

Turns out people appreciated her honesty and thought she was a regular sidewalk comedienne. Christina was pretty surprised at how much people agreed that she needed bigger boobs; she ended up raking in a pretty hefty sum.

"I thought people would just laugh and keep riding, but they're like hey here's some money," she said.

Whether or not Christina's winnings will be enough for a tit job remains to be seen; the average breast augmentation is around $3,000. You gotta admire this girl though. Anyone who has the guts to stand on a corner and beg strangers to increase her tit size is a person we'd like to know. We're rooting for you, Christina! If we could throw 75 cents at you through the window of our car at a stoplight all the way from colorful Colorado, we would. 

Check out Christina's boob-saga so far:


And hey, if nothing else, she at least brought a few toothless smiles to the good people of Pensacola that day.