Office product #3857: Hover golf cart
Yesssssss. Sure, we wouldn't say our skill level is that of Tiger Woods, nor that of a 10 year-old kid, but that doesn't mean we can't drive a mean golf cart; just as long as the hover cart's drink holder maintains a semi-full tall boy, give us the key and let us ride.
While the other golfers watch on in jealous admiration, we'd float across the water hazards, hair waving in the wind, and spraying a soft pond mist in our faces then popping out on the other side before the other team can even locate the peddle on their cart.
Our only concern, if normal golf carts run an arm and a leg to rent, we can only imagine what the hover cart costs per day. But that's ok, employee pension plans can start next year.