Peaches with underwear on are being sold as delicious sexy butts

Peaches with underwear on are being sold as delicious sexy butts

CultureAugust 01, 2014

That's one way to get you to eat more fruit. Stupid, sexy fruit.

Ingeniously called "Ripe Fruit," the peaches are being sold as a novelty gift to promote China's Qixi Festival. They're the brainchild of a fruit vendor in Nanjing, and each pair of delicious cotton underwear is slipped on by the hands of someone who cares about both youro nutrition and arousal. The suggestive balls of fructose hail from Yangshan, an area that's also known for its lingerie and garment industry.

Yep; adding peaches and underwear to our list of great combinations. Right alongside Coke and rum, and  a Nickleback CD and nothing to play it on.

So far, they're only being sold in China, but we say add them to school lunches on home turf. Have you seen how today's children eat? We'd rather them have to peel sensual lingerie off the fruit they're going to eat than walk around thinking pizza is a vegetable.

A box of these juicy round things will cost you $80. But, according to The Wall Street Journal, they're the "juciest, most delicious peaches on earth" so it's a pretty good investment for your mouth.