Conspiracy Illuminati Today: Reddit’s user Deep Fucking Value of r/WallStreetBets and Robinhood CEO, Vlad Tenev might be the same person
Politics In final middle-finger to his followers, Trump pardons Steve Bannon, who swindled $1 million from border-wall fundraiser
Conspiracy Illuminati Today: Hidden Chinese missiles and the secret plan to hamstring US power grid on inauguration day
Politics Trump, irritated by second impeachment, feeling betrayed, refuses to pay Rudy Giuliani his $20,000-a-day legal fees
Politics Interested in espionage? The CIA is hiring, in hopes of “diversifying” America’s sketchiest spy agency
Politics Trump rants nonsensically for 46 minutes, makes little-to-no sense, calls it “most important speech I’ve ever made”
Politics Conspiracy Today: Melania Trump’s body-double has returned again — this time, following First Lady’s COVID diagnosis
Illuminati Today Conspiracy Today: Joe Biden’s cryptic “Dark Winter” debate comment references a deep-state bio-terrorist operation
Politics There's 1,218 candidates actually running for US president this election — here’s 4 you probably haven’t heard of
Politics In wake of Trump’s COVID diagnosis, Betfair suspends all bets on US election — all odds are out the window
Politics Trump demands finder’s fee for Microsoft’s Tik-Tok acquisition, setting dark business precedent for US
Politics Wildlife Services: The obscure government agency “servicing” wildlife with cyanide pipe bombs, leg traps, and helicopter gunners
Politics The Feds spent over $5 billion in 2019 on frivolous nonsense, maintaining self-cleaning toilets, improving Serbian cheese standards and more!
Politics Why the $738 billion House bill to establish “Space Force” is a good thing, even if it sounds totally absurd
Politics While congress locks horns over impeachment, they also quietly all came together and reauthorized the PATRIOT Act
Politics Federal court rules: It’s unconstitutional for Trump to Twitter-block haters, trolls from his account
Politics Today in history: Emperor Nero torches Rome to make room for new bachelor pads, plays fiddle while city burns alive
