Porn-mom Farrah Abraham just released the worst song of 2014, and surprise, it's about blowing

Porn-mom Farrah Abraham just released the worst song of 2014, and surprise, it's about blowing

VicesMarch 18, 2014

James Deen isn't the only thing that Farrah Abraham has been "blowin'" lately. She's also been "blowin' it" at singing and moving as evidenced by her befuddling attempt at song and dance in her new single entitled, you guessed it, "Blowin'." It blows so hard, in fact, that we went ahead and anointed it "Worst Song of 2014."

And, she included her daughter in the video for some sweet mommy-daughter bonding during a crude attempt at a sexual/musical double-entendre. Aww.

Our favorite part has to be when she dances inside a giant Twitter backdrop, because at least during that part, you can't see her face. That or the fact that the entire song sounds like an acid trip on autotune, but hey, at least she's using her mouth for something other than a holder for James Deen's wang.

The whole thing is just proof that no matter what Farrah does with her mouth, it blows harder than Johnny Depp blows cocaine in the movie Blow.