Professional Pokéwalkers will take your phone outside while you sit around doing nothing

Professional Pokéwalkers will take your phone outside while you sit around doing nothing

CultureJuly 12, 2016 By Brian Frederick

Are your legs sore? Have you gotten too much sun? Does it feel like if you go outside again you might over-exert yourself into a form you're not very comfortable with?

But still want to catch all those god damn Pokémon?!

Let the professional Pokéwalkers do the heavy lifting for you! Introducing a new and revolutionary way to catch 'em all: Pokewalk.com

"WE COME TO YOU AND PICK UP YOUR PHONE

Use our revolutionary app and we'll come to you and pick up your phone. Worried about your battery? Don't worry, we'll charge your phone as we walk.


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WE TAKE YOUR PHONE THE DISTANCE BY TAKING IT FOR A WALK

We have variable pricing to suit your needs. Just tell us whether you need us to walk your phone for 2KMs, 5KMs, or 10KMs. Track us while we walk.


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WE BRING YOUR PHONE BACK TO YOU WITH MORE POKEMON!

More Pokeman than when we left, guaranteed. If your requested distance isn't reached we'll run around the block as fast as we can AND refund your money."

Click here for pricing and availability.