Screw Black Friday, we'd rather help this guy find his worm hole

Screw Black Friday, we'd rather help this guy find his worm hole

VicesNovember 29, 2013

Or help this person take back two really sneezy hours of their life:

Or wait for this guy to spill it about his big night:

Or rewatch Lost, which should really tell you something about how over Black Friday we are:

And lastly, we'd rather help you look for Lionel Richie than do Black Friday even though we know we'll never, ever find him.