Screw Black Friday, we'd rather help this guy find his worm hole
Or help this person take back two really sneezy hours of their life:
Or wait for this guy to spill it about his big night:
Or rewatch Lost, which should really tell you something about how over Black Friday we are:
And lastly, we'd rather help you look for Lionel Richie than do Black Friday even though we know we'll never, ever find him.