Smile now, die at 30
Idiot teen, Georgi Readman, 18, of the Isle of Wight, U.K., thinks it's funny that she has eaten nothing but ramen noodles for the past 13 years. The girl refuses to eat fruit and vegetables and exists solely on packaged noodle soup, a snack that often contains high amounts of fat, saturated fat, and sodium. Since she was five, her mum would go to the store and buy as many packets as she could afford. Life fail on so many levels. Her reply when doctors told Readman she is malnourished and has the health of an 80-year old, "I just love noodles!"