A sound investment, French Montana gets so high last night, he buys 2 baby tigers.
We've done some outrageous things after puffing the magic dragon, but buying a pair of tiger cubs might be one of those next-morning hangovers that you regret immensely. First, the cubs seem cute now, but in about a year, playtime will take on an entirely different meaning, just ask Siegfried. Second, maybe it's time to stop getting "so high" that you make irrational purchases. Especially when you're dangling both baby tigers in your hands like their prizes won at the fair.
On the bright side, you didn't stoop to the level of douchebaggery that rapper Tyga touched on when he took a tiger with him to dine at Supperclub in Hollywood. Something tells us nothing positive can come from that. But what would we know?