Stoned Drivers Test Washington's New DUI Limit for Marijuana
The test is entertaining, but proves exactly what we already knew; stoned drivers aren't that bad. In fact, you never feel threatened by a stoned driver on the road. Instead, you feel more of a seething rage directed toward this stoned asshole who is impeding your ability to speed down a neighborhood street. The worst part? The stoner is completely oblivious to the aneurysm that is forming in your brain as you're stuck behind them going the speed limit. No joke, we feel much safer on road with the cautiously stoned driver over the dunk person who doesn't realize they shouldn't be driving, or the sober driver eating a big mac and sending out text. We can't criminalize all the stupid shit people do, but sadly common sense isn't so common, and with marijuana being an easy target, we fully expect a similar DUI law is sure to pass in Colorado.