Sufjan Stevens does to Miley what we've all been dying to do: correct her grammar
Everyone knows the new thing these days is to write Miley Cyrus an open letter, and she's been getting her fair share of them (103% are from Sinead O'Connor). But the best of these is undoubtedly the one indie crooner Sufjan Stevens wrote her, slamming her for the same thing we've been dying to slam her for. It's not her weird cerebral palsy tongue, nor her refusal to wear clothes. It doesn't even have anything to do with her VMA performance or her porn-photo shoot with Uncle Terry. It's her grammar. Her shitty, shitty grammar that keeps us awake at night. Thank god Sufjan showed up to set her straight.
The open letter is now dead. Go home, Sinead.