These are the most trending types of porn on the Internet right now

These are the most trending types of porn on the Internet right now

SexAugust 09, 2016 By Isabelle Kohn

Every time we jerk off, it seems like there's a new porn category to spill seed to.

Angry lesbian giant. Emo virtual reality cheeseburger flipper. Horny Bulbosaurs. What is all this new shit?

Well, you, our porn habits are most often nothing more than a reflection of our daily life. As new happenings in media and technology occur, we rapidly sully them with human jizz just because. This leads to pornographic trends and brief up-ticks in the popularity of a certain type of videos as people scramble to get off to the newest, hottest thing.

And just what  type of trendy trend porn would our nation's lovely citizens be whacking it to now?

Thankfully, we have Pornhub's annual data dump to look for answers in. Every year, the porn site compiles all sorts of numbers on website traffic, the likes of which weirdos like you and us can use to ascertain pornographic trends.

According to their most recent report, the United States was Pornhub's biggest consumer, followed by the U.K., India, Canada, and Germany.

Overall, the most stayed, tried-and-true porn categories that the largest amount of people consistently return to are lesbian, teen, step mom, cartoon, and MILF. However, these seem to hover at a consistent level of popularity while other, more timely categories experience the wild ups and downs of trendy masturbation.

For example, searches for giantess porn are up 1,091 percent from last year, owing to a massive attempt by the media to figure out what the hell it was and why it was popular. Suicide Squad porn has been up 1,071 percent ever since the August 6th release date of the film, and the term "redhead" is being searched for 53 percent more since Buzzfeed commissioned Pornhub to find the porn category that got people off the fastest (hint: it's redheads). Overwatch porn also shot up 817 percent around its release date, and Pokémon GO searches have surged 136 percent since the beginning of July.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, because you are, men are 62 percent more likely to masturbate to Pokémon than women are. Perhaps these Pokémon sex toys have something to do with that?

On a broader, less cultural-event level, the most trending porn searches are hardcore lesbian scissoring (up 918 percent), real public sex (up 583 percent), celebrity sex tape (up 553 percent), romantic sex (up 267 percent), and lesbian seduces straight (up 244 percent). Other leaps included extreme gang-bang (260 percent), step-mom shower (213 percent), and yoga (133 percent). Half of that last one is probably from Boulder.

Worldwide, Italians fancy a nice foot-job, and in Brazil, people can't stop auto-fucking to Scooby Doo.

In Russia, My Little Pony was somehow the 7th most searched-for term last year. Could this have something to do with it?

Across the globe, the most trending stars included Kim Kardashian, Mia Khalifa, Lisa Ann, Sunny Leone, and Madison Ivy. Most of these women are of the more curvaceous variety, indicating that yet another trend in porn is more average female weights with huge, rock hard titties. We guess that's not really a trend, but ... it continue to bring all the boys to the yard.

Another trend? Woman rubbing one out. More women than ever before watch porn, and now, about a quarter of Pornhub's overall traffic comes from women. The countries with the largest proportions of female viewers last year included Jamaica (44 percent), Nicaragua (40 percent), Honduras and Ecuador (39 percent), the Bahamas (38 percent), and Panama (37 percent).

Interestingly, women are big fans of gay porn, be it of men or women. The categories viewed more often by women compared to men included lesbian, solo male, hardcore, rough sex, gang-bang, bondage, double penetration, toys, and gay (male). Women, it seems are a little freakier than men.

Overall, the top Pornhub categories for female visitors were lesbian, gay (male), big dick, teen, threesome, and ... babysitter?

Male's top categories were surprisingly much more vanilla: teen, big dick, ebony, lesbian and mature. Blah blah blah.

So, from all of this, what did we learn? Probably that teen lesbian redheads who are mature giants with big dicks will get the most women off in Jamaica. The more you know?