Third trimester bikini contests are so hot

Third trimester bikini contests are so hot

VicesOctober 09, 2012

Nothing says sexy quite like a group of pregnant women all in their third trimester waddling around on stage in a skimpy bikini like a balloon ready to pop. At the 8th annual Pregnant Bikini Contest hosted in – no surprise here – Houston, TX that’s exactly what transpired a few weeks ago. Husbands beamed and families rejoiced as over-forty expecting mothers took turns participating in a series of skill challenges including diaper throwing and baby changing. While the day was a celebration for some, our hearts go out to the unsuspecting male audience members who truly believed they were attending a real bikini contest. The minute that first pregnant lady in a bikini hit the stage their view of the female body would never be the same again and for this comedy-you-can’t-write we give it a giant thumbs up.