Titcoins, because flashing your ta-tas should get you more than just a free t-shirt

Titcoins, because flashing your ta-tas should get you more than just a free t-shirt

VicesMay 30, 2014

Boobs are great, but they’d be a lot better if you could use them as money. PornHub thinks so too, and with their new app, Titcoin, they’ll change Girls Gone Wild into Girls Gone Fiscally Responsible.

It’s simple really, if you’re a woman with some fun bags and a smartphone, you can flash anyone who has a Titcoin app to get free things. Drinks, shoes, tickets, anything really. In return, the participating businesses get to oogle your bodacious bubbly jubblies, and have free access to PornHub for a day. YAY!

And, not only are you and your knockers getting all the free shit you’ve ever wanted, they get uploaded to a new section of PornHub with all the other money-makin’ mammaries.

But, there are two more things that make this the best app ever. All the actual money made from this endeavor goes to breast cancer research. And, it’s not at all real. It was just a submission for a job contest at PornHub. So, now we feel bad for teasing you. To make up for that, here's some other submissions that got us just as excited.