UFO group wants to see your boobs on Go Topless Day, this Sunday, August 25th.

UFO group wants to see your boobs on Go Topless Day, this Sunday, August 25th.

EventsAugust 21, 2013

Hey girl, what are you wearing this Sunday, August 25th? You don't know? Well, we'll tell you. You're wearing nothing, because it's Go Topless Day* in 40 cities, including Denver.

*Men, this day is not for you. Your chest = been there, done that.

Go Topless Day is a protest against hypocritical laws that allow men to walk around bearing their breasts, while women must cover theirs up like some hideous hunchback stepchild from the Middle Ages. The holiday is held on the last Sunday of August, in tribute to August 26th, 1920 a.k.a the day women gained the right to vote in the US.

Huh, a day that celebrates women's breasts and allows them to walk around topless...Sounds great, right? Right, except Go Topless Day, dear friend, is organized by none other than UFO believer group, the Raelians. Constituents believe that humans were created by advanced scientists called the "Elohim," and that not allowing women to go bear their boobs is an insult to the aliens' artistry. Yeah, we totally agree...But what a weird, weird group to organize a national boob day, are we right?

So, basically Go Topless Day is one part women's rights protest, and one part aliens wanting to see your boobs this coming Sunday. But aliens aren't the only ones who come to the event to see boobs...Nadine Gary, a Raelian priestess, told the Huffington Post,

The men love to support us.

No shit, Nadine. Men come from far and wide to support the cause, but they must wear bikini tops or pasties in protest of female toplessness laws. Keep your man-boobs to yourself on Sunday, guys. Here, like this...

BONER BONUS: Raelian website for Go Topless Day features a handy tool called "Boob Map 2013," where you can find topless events around the country. See you and your rack on Sunday, ladies.