Usher used a woman's vagina to charge his cell phone at Art Basel
Usher should consider changing his song "Love in this Club" to "Love in this FUPA" after he used a woman's vagina to charge his cell phone at Art Basel in Miami yesterday.
We know that was a really weird sentence to read, but it'll make sense in a second. Patience, young grasshopper.
As part of an Art Basel performance piece about human reliance on technology, a lovely lady lovingly inserted a battery pack inside her birthing canal, plugged in an iPhone charger, and ran the cord out of that holy tube for all to use.
And who came across this setup? None other than Usher. Of course. That dude is always popping up around vaginas.
Usher, it turns out, was in need of some cellular juice. So, he did what anyone in his situation would do: threw $20 on that power vag and plugged his phone in.
He stood there for about 10 minutes while a crowd of distinguished artists watched, before disappearing into the night where he probably plugged a lot more than his cell phone in to someone's diddly-do.
Bonus factoid: Afterwards, the woman with the phone pussy told TMZ she could accommodate two phones at the same time. Damn, hope that doesn't "Burn."