Vices 46% of Americans say they would support Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2024
Vices Explosions rock Denver's early hours as outdoor drug lab burns down (solving city’s mystery of missing propane tanks)
Vices Denver finalizing plans to set up open consumption zones, to make popular areas more like "Bourbon Street”
Vices Dank Colorado license plate configurations, like “BONG” and “TEGRIDY” up for auction by the State — for charity
Vices The Biden/Harris administration publicly mentions cannabis for the first time, just to say they’re too busy to legalize
Vices Nation of heretics: Church membership dips below 50% for first time in US history, as godless agnostics run rampant
Vices Vail starts closing chair-lifts early, marking the beginning of the end of a truly dismal ski season
Vices Attack of the deep fakes: The FBI issues cryptic warning of massive deep fake cyber-attack coming soon
Vices Weeding out the stoners: Joe Biden demands resignation from all staff who’s ever smoked weed — putting VP Harris in awkward position
Vices The Epic Markdown: Vail Resorts to reduce all prices by 20% for 2021/22 season — putting the ball in Alterra’s court
Vices Reddit’s most popular subs going private, protesting their hiring/defense of pedophile-connected admin, Aimee (Challenor) Knight
Vices Off-World Updates: Declassified details of 2019 encounter, where Navy destroyers were “swarmed” by UFO’s over two days near LA
Vices Oklahoma’s Bigfoot bounty surges to $2 million for capture, proving just how desperate for tourism the they are
Vices Preserving the culture of Gnar: A-Basin CEO explains why they’re ditching reservations and selling 10% fewer passes for 2021/22 season
Vices Illuminati Today: Mitt Romney breaks ranks with Republicans rallying behind Trump, then sustains serious head injuries from "fall" that may have changed his mind
Vices Off-World Updates: The new Phoenix Lights? Las Vegas residents record UFO lights in formation, hovering directly over downtown
Vices Dr. Seuss enterprises to stop selling six of his children’s books, because apparently, they’re totally racist
