Welp, it happened: someone has finally destroyed Trump's Walk of Fame star
... More poop.
These are just some of the things that Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star has been subjected to this year as people take their revenge on him the only way they know how.
Yet, in all its defecatory defamation, no one's really ever been able to straight-up take it out.
That is, until now.
Early Wednesday morning, a heroic super-human dressed as a city construction worker took a sledgehammer and a pickax to the star commemorating Trump's A-List status, succeeding not in just damaging it, but effectively erasing the wretched thing from reality.
The injuries sustained by the star were so grave that dental records had to be taken in order to confirm its identity.
The man, who told Deadline his name was Jamie Otis, said he'd "had it" with Trump's misogyny and treatment towards women, and that he was attempting to extract the Walk of Fame star so he could auction it off to raise funds for the 11 women who have come forward to accuse Trump of sexually assaulting them.
So sweet, right? Fighting sexual assault with Walk of Fame assault.
Currently, LAPD is investigating the incident, but have so far not been able to make contact with the formidable James Otis.
In the meantime, someone has tried to remedy the situation by attempting to adhere a Trump bumper to the ground with some shitty tape, a move very representative of the way Trump's "hair" is adhered to his shitty head. Yeah, that'll help.
Meanwhile, somewhere not so far off, Hillary Clinton (who does not have a Hollywood star to her name) sits somewhere, silently smirking and emitting a victorious cackle while she pets a fluffy white cat.
We're all fucked.