What do you mean you don't want a massage from this guy? Man arrested for giving unwanted back rubs

What do you mean you don't want a massage from this guy? Man arrested for giving unwanted back rubs

VicesAugust 21, 2013

Normally, a free back rub is a welcome display of affection...except when a twice convicted back rub freak breaks into your house and tries to work out your kinks while you sleep.

Julio Yanez of Boone, NC was taken into custody last Thursday after he allegedly broke into a woman's house, snuggled up next to her in bed, and tried to give her a back rub. He wasn't even going to rob he r or anything; he just sensed that her back was tense and wanted to heal her with his touch...a feat for which Julio had, you know, already been already arrested twice this summer for, WXII reports. He was charged with two counts of breaking and entering and assault on a female, both misdemeanors. After Julio was arrested, even more women came forward saying he'd assaulted them in April and June. Wow, he was really getting a lot of practice in!

You know, Julio, massaging isn't even that great anyway. Here, we found a a video of a professional masseuse describing what it's really like to massage women all day. Maybe now you'll really consider a less degrading profession.