What exactly are the odds on the next Kimye disaster? Inquiring minds now have an answer!

What exactly are the odds on the next Kimye disaster? Inquiring minds now have an answer!

VicesDecember 03, 2014

By now we’re all well aware everything coming out of Hollywood is as expected as the sun does shine. Its sole purpose of existence is to systematically pretend its ripe with new and invigorating ideas while leaning on the reliability cane of repetition. The mindless drivel coming out of that hellhole is constantly staged and often foreseeable.

And when discussing the staged, mindless drivel of Hollywood, can there be better representatives than the power trash couple that is Kimye?* Looks like their break-the-internety-ness has even inspired predictions on what stunt they'll pull off next. Here are some highlights:

Will the the two pompous, cultural zits get pregnant again in 2014 / 2015? Those odds currently come in at an 8:1 ratio.

Will the predicted new baby be named after a cardinal direction once again? 12:1

How about the two announcing a divorce soon? That’s an 18:1 shot.

With the way Hollywood romantic unions last, it’s more than a safe bet the two will visit Splitsville soon. Our money is on a disastrous falling out wrought with salacious gossip, an unknown third-party white girl and lots and lots of made-for-cinema tears.

*for those not glued to celebrity sites like TMZ or Perez Hilton with a real life to worry about, Kimye is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s name put together to make one ridiculous portmanteau, or a hybrid of linguistics. Hey, even useless knowledge is knowledge.