What's Bear Grylls doing with all of his free time? Well...

What's Bear Grylls doing with all of his free time? Well...

VicesMarch 23, 2013

Bear, Bear, Bear, what have you done with your career? The days of sleeping in camel carcasses, eating maggots and yak eyeballs, and drinking your own urine seem like only a distant memory at this point. Now, you've taken to starring in flight safety videos. Either your agent needs to be fired or you've eaten one too many honeycomb nests.

Bear, this is an intervention. We can't stand by idly and what you keep throwing away your special skills and talents for mainstream bullshit that's only diluting your badass-ness. Discovery Channel isn't the best fit but that doesn't mean you have to whore yourself out. It's time you pull your head out of your ass. You're better than this. If you're not going to do it for us, do it for all of the kids who now drink their own urine because of you.