When life cuts off your legs, make awesome Halloween costumes

When life cuts off your legs, make awesome Halloween costumes

CultureOctober 25, 2018

Paralympian Josh Sundquist has something you don't have: the ability to out-Halloween anyone who crosses his path. That's because the amputee uses his handicap to create costumes that only amputees can rock, and it's pretty rad. We'd consider cutting off a few limbs if we knew we could look this good doing it.

1. The Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story

photo - Josh Sundquist - Leg Lamp - A Christmas Story Halloween costume

2. A delicious gingerbread man

photo - Josh Sundquist - Gingerbread Man Halloween Costume

3. A fucking FLAMINGO

photo - Josh Sundquist - Flamingo

The other 364 days of the year, he's just your average completely-ripped, Paralympic athlete covered in oil that makes hilarious memes when he's not winning medals:

photo - Josh Sundquist - Paralympic athlete

photo - Josh Sundquist Meme - SoleMates

Moral of the story? Cut off your legs. You'll thank us later.

[Originally published October 23, 2013]