When life cuts off your legs, make awesome Halloween costumes
Paralympian Josh Sundquist has something you don't have: the ability to out-Halloween anyone who crosses his path. That's because the amputee uses his handicap to create costumes that only amputees can rock, and it's pretty rad. We'd consider cutting off a few limbs if we knew we could look this good doing it.
1. The Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story
2. A delicious gingerbread man
3. A fucking FLAMINGO
The other 364 days of the year, he's just your average completely-ripped, Paralympic athlete covered in oil that makes hilarious memes when he's not winning medals:
Moral of the story? Cut off your legs. You'll thank us later.
[Originally published October 23, 2013]