When three college girls rush the field, everybody wins.
Would you rather, watch the World Series of College Baseball or put your dick (labia) in a blender and drink it? Toss up we know. Therefore when three mildly attractive girls decide to rush the field, taking selfies as they get tackled, it's easily the most exciting thing to happen to baseball since Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on acid. Well worth the lifetime ban and $1,500 fine in our book. Nice work ladies.