Where, oh where have all the high-class hookers gone? Florida prostitute's fee for sex, two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu.

Where, oh where have all the high-class hookers gone? Florida prostitute's fee for sex, two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu.

VicesApril 17, 2013

The Miami Herald reports Christine Faith Baker, 47, was walking on a Manatee County street on Friday when she was approached by an undercover detective. Talk turned to sex, and she offered up her goodies for the astronomical fee of two double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu at McDonald’s. Whatever kind of goodies you're buying for two cheeseburgers, we don't want to know. But what we do know, is that it's great to see the Miami police department using its resources to lock up a prostitute who charges cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets for sex. There's a limited number of detectives, right? And these are the important cases we want them solving, right? Good, glad we got that settled.